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penguindrum:

dashing

cannibalsuxx:

My nephew taped his little brother to my nieces skateboard..

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cockringtoss:

are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it

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you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

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mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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anacondom:

how it feels to chew five gum

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kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping